Tuesday, January 10, 2012

GOODBYE

Tomorrow I start a new job in my mental career. As for this place, goodbye.

 
                                  goodbye
 

Goodbye to all those early years-the just starting out adventures. Those packed briefcases with enough memories to populate a small business card. That is long behind me now. Getting rusty, slightly.
Goodbye promotions and raises. I still have debt, so I don't think you ever really came through for me.
Goodbye pantyhose from isle 3 that were hardly ever on sale.
Goodbye sitting position that resembled a mostly frozen owl with no facial expressions.
Goodbye to seeing the world out this window, this window that shares so many worlds-worlds I always watched.
Goodbye coffee at half past nine and quarter to three.
Goodbye ideas. You quit coming my way and its been too long.
Nothing else.

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SIR IAC has turned off the lights, is taking the stairs, and will be at the corner of 8th and Yoakum at Really's Bar. 

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Stairway

10.11.11



Today I sat in my chair laughing. I couldn't quite roll on the floor, because that would of caused a major car accident. I am now planning my next laugh outburst so that I can ROTFL. I would hate to be unprepared on top of some skyscraper, or standing on a crowded stairway ,when I feel a laugh outburst coming on. I feel participating in the ROTFL at that point would be idiotic.


location. location. location
`SIR IAC

Friday, September 30, 2011

Weeds


            stop stealing...

The Sin Tattletale
8.23 am
The Neighbors Sin Report

My middle aged, bored, neighbor came grumbling over to my door this morning, with some weeds in her hand that had been perfectly growing in my yard.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

WEEKENDS





Blogmysins does not blog on the weekends for non-personal reasons. Because most sinning occurs Monday thru Friday from 6:00 am to 7:23pm eastern time, it would be quite hard to truly define in black and white wrongdoings done during non sin peak times.

` SIR IAC

Friday, September 23, 2011

Leaves

9.23.11

      

I woke up today not feeling so great. I had an ache in my head, an uneasy stomach, and just really wasn't ready for twenty four hours. I thought about canceling the day, but figured I'd get put on hold for way too long, and I really can't stand that boring music while waiting. Oh well, I muttered, at least I know not to order this particular day again.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Beans

 9.22.11




Today I ate lots of caffeine and then drank some, I tried sleeping on caffeine,  but I got frustrated-extremely frustrated.